R2R LIVE SALE 3/5/22 SAT - Aqua SD 15th Year Anniversary LIVE SALE - Discounts, Games, Freebies, Fun!
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A shark is teaching his kid how to hunt and eat humans
He says "look son, first you swim full speed at the human but at the last second, you turn away. Then you swim at him fullspeed again, but again at the last second you swim away. Then you can go back and eat the human."The son looks confused and asks, "But dad, why don't we just go and eat the human the first time?"
Dad shark replies "Well, you can but they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first?"
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How do fish go into business?
They start on a small scale
They start on a small scale
Did you hear about the oyster that went to the ocean disco?
He pulled a mussel.
He pulled a mussel.
A newly recruited sailor is preparing for this first long journey.
Aboard the ship, he's making acquaintances and realizes that there are no women on board.
He asks one the captain. "Captain, what does everyone do when they get happy after being out at sea for so long?" to which the captain replies, "You see, in the storage area, there is an oak barrel. It has a hole in it. Just slide your pickle in the hole and make do with what you have."
After being on his journey for 2 months, he gets really happy and remembers the barrel. He goes to the storage area, and just starts going to town to the barrel. It's one of the best feeling he has ever experiences.
After he was done, with a big grin he returned to deck, where he sees the captain. He exclaims, and tell the caption, "The barrel worked wonders! I could do it every day!"
To which the captain replied. "Of course. Except Tuesday".
Confused, he asks why?
To which the captain says, "Because it's your turn in the barrel on Tuesday
Aboard the ship, he's making acquaintances and realizes that there are no women on board.
He asks one the captain. "Captain, what does everyone do when they get happy after being out at sea for so long?" to which the captain replies, "You see, in the storage area, there is an oak barrel. It has a hole in it. Just slide your pickle in the hole and make do with what you have."
After being on his journey for 2 months, he gets really happy and remembers the barrel. He goes to the storage area, and just starts going to town to the barrel. It's one of the best feeling he has ever experiences.
After he was done, with a big grin he returned to deck, where he sees the captain. He exclaims, and tell the caption, "The barrel worked wonders! I could do it every day!"
To which the captain replied. "Of course. Except Tuesday".
Confused, he asks why?
To which the captain says, "Because it's your turn in the barrel on Tuesday
What do you call a fake koi fish?
A de koi
A de koi
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We will wrap up for the day at 6pm PST BUT we will come back tomorrow at 10 PST for the second part of our sale
I have an idea for a sitcom about a salt water fish and fresh water fish that start a family.
It’s called “Brackish”.
@TeamAquaSD Ahh, you’re Krill-ing me with this awesome sale!
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