R2R LIVE SALE 3/5/22 SAT - Aqua SD 15th Year Anniversary LIVE SALE - Discounts, Games, Freebies, Fun!

[CWoods]

What fish is the biggest tool in the ocean?

The hammerhead shark

 

[Utubereefer]

It’s all right man…

 

[jkcoral]

LAST GIVEAWAY OF THE DAY

Give us your best joke/pun related to the ocean, corals, fish, etc.
The one that makes our team laugh the most gets the last gift certificate of the day!
Closes in 20 minutes!


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I don’t know if this counts, but it’s one of my favorites.

 

[tbrown]

 

[flashsmith]

Why should you never eat an electric eel?

The taste is rather shocking whoo ahhh!

 

[tbrown]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[Seamore2001]

Let me report Dook lost. Coach K fell in his last game!!!! Today is a great day!!!!!

Oh yeah. I've really enjoyed the sale today too! Thanks @AquaSD

 

[Utubereefer]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[CWoods]

So a penguin is driving down the road and his car start to break down.

He pulls into a garage and the walrus says its going to take a few minutes to fix.

The penguin goes next door to the ice cream shop because its hot outside.

The penguin walks back but forgot napkins. the ice cream is dripping down his face.

he gets back to the shop and the walrus says to him "looks like you blew a seal"

Penguins embarrased says "NO! its ice cream"

 

[flashsmith]

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bay-gulls..

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[tbrown]

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bay-gulls..

I thought you said you were done like 8 jokes ago...

 

[TeamAquaSD]

Time is up friends!
The judges and I are deliberating....

 

[KatesReef13]

I can feel that in my Sole!

 

[otzhorse]

That fish may be rich and famous,
But she’s still Jenny from the had-dock

 

[tbrown]

It's probably going to be twins!

 

[flashsmith]

I thought you said you were done like 8 jokes ago...

Just for you..

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

They're shellfish..