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[KatesReef13]

Did you hear about the fight in that restaurant? A: Four fish were battered!

 

[vetteguy53081]

Why did batman stop taking Robin fishing?

He kept eating all the worms.

 

[Utubereefer]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck!

 

[CWoods]

Why can't dori learn the alphabet?


because she gets lost at C

 

[otzhorse]

Where do fish go to borrow money?
A loan-shark.

 

[vetteguy53081]

A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks the fish "What can I get you?"

The little fish replies (gasping) "Water! I need water!"

 

[KatesReef13]

A poll showed that 30% of pet owners sleep with their pets.

I tried that and my clownfish was dead in the morning.

Should walk the plankton for that

 

[marcinpolak]

Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?​

Just for the halibut

 

[vetteguy53081]

What do you get if you cross fishing tackle with an old smelly sock?

Hook, line and stinker.

 

[CWoods]

I made fish tacos last night.

i guess they wanted chicken because they swam right past the carne asada

 

[tbrown]

A kid wants to learn more about coral. When he goes to the library the librarian says "You'll find them under C"
The little kid says "I already know where they live, where can I find books about them?"

 

[flashsmith]

What do you get when you cross a cow and a shark?

I don't know but wouldn't want to milk it!

 

[vetteguy53081]

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

 

[marcinpolak]

Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?​

Pier pressure.

 

[KatesReef13]

Why did the fish blush?

Because he saw the boat’s bottom.

 

[Aclman88]

Keep friends close, anemones closer…

 

[vetteguy53081]

Did you hear about the brawl at the fish and chip shop?

Many fish were apparently battered!

 

[MNFish]

 

[marcinpolak]

What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?​

The Codfather.

 

[tbrown]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck!

Game over! We've got a winner!