R2R LIVE SALE 3/5/22 SAT - Aqua SD 15th Year Anniversary LIVE SALE - Discounts, Games, Freebies, Fun!

[vetteguy53081]

What did the shark say after eating a clownfish?
That tasted a little bit funny!

 

[marcinpolak]

Why did the crab never share?

Because he’s shellfish!

 

[KatesReef13]

LAST GIVEAWAY OF THE DAY

Give us your best joke/pun related to the ocean, corals, fish, etc.
The one that makes our team laugh the most gets the last gift certificate of the day!
Closes in 20 minutes!


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Hey, would you mind letting minnow what you think about this one?

 

[vetteguy53081]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

 

[Seamore2001]

What did the shark say after eating a clownfish?
That tasted a little bit funny

 

[gkleung]

at what time does the AQUA SD live sale end tonight?

 

[pencie]

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

 

[vetteguy53081]

Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales

 

[CWoods]

what did the convict tang say to the other convict tang?

shut your mouth and you won't get caught

 

[tbrown]

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C!

And they always get stuck at R!

 

[otzhorse]

What kind of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.

 

[TeamAquaSD]

dang already used my dory joke....

I forgot it...

 

[Kasrift]

LAST GIVEAWAY OF THE DAY

Give us your best joke/pun related to the ocean, corals, fish, etc.
The one that makes our team laugh the most gets the last gift certificate of the day!
Closes in 20 minutes!


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A poll showed that 30% of pet owners sleep with their pets.

I tried that and my clownfish was dead in the morning.

 

[vetteguy53081]

Why don't fish like basketball?
Because they're afraid of the ne

 

[marcinpolak]

What does a clownfish say when he’s confused?

Can you please be more Pacific?

 

[Utubereefer]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

 

[Seamore2001]

What did a shark eat with it's peanut butter sandwich?
A jellyfish

 

[otzhorse]

Two fish swam into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says “Dam!”

 

[MNFish]

What is the coral's favorite music show? Live rock!

 

[marcinpolak]

I'm really glad I finally got a saltwater aquarium​

It really tide the room together