A snail won the lottery and bought himself a Ferrari. He painted a large s on the side. He was going down the freeway at 150mph and drove right past a state trooper. The trooper looked at his partner and yelled. Hey Bob look at that s car go
Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Me: I don't know.
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the pot of glue?
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.