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[6t4nova]

I just saw a burglar kicking down his own front door!


He must be working from home today

 

[6t4nova]

My wife also told me I was un-American today!


I saw it coming from a kilometer away

 

[Tony Page]

A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it?

You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.

" The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one.

 

[felda001]

How does a dad know his joke is ready?

 

[felda001]

When it's fully GROAN.

 

[felda001]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

 

[felda001]

When it become a parent

 

[6t4nova]

Keep ‘em all in your dad-a-base?

 

[mww00ds]

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

 

[andrewj1212]

Who’s buying boogers

 

[6t4nova]

 

[billyocean]

 

[6t4nova]

Who’s buying boogers

Looks like someone is cashing in the 1/5’s

 

[felda001]

Sometimes I tell dad jokes


He never laughs though

 

[steveschuerger]

A blueberry

What do you call an embarrassing sound?

 

[mww00ds]

What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide.

 

[billyocean]

What do you call an embarrassing sound?

 

[steveschuerger]

A raspberry

 

[billyocean]

A raspberry

Huh..

 

[steveschuerger]

What do you call a man without legs in a swimming pool?
Bob