The Miracle Tank

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A man went to a job interview. He was being interviewed for a big sales position at a pretty large company. The sales manager said to the man, “I want you to sell me this laptop.” The man put it under his arm, left the building and went home. Later that day he got a phone call from the manager: “Bring my laptop back now! You can’t steal it like that!” The man responded, “Okay. $1,000 and it’s yours.”

 

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Its that time of the year

 

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Yes, that would be great!

 

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Ever wonder …
• Why you never see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
• Why doctors and lawyers call what they do “practice”?
• Why the man who invests all your money is called a “broker”?
• Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?

 

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No WiFi signal on new apple watch??

 

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Darwin in action in FL. ...