The Miracle Tank

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At a couple’s counseling session, the therapist said that couples these days are so disconnected that 85 percent of all husbands don’t know what their wife’s favorite flower is. The husband in the session turned to his wife and whispered, “It’s self-rising, isn’t it?”

vetteguy53081 · Mar 15, 2023

To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable

vetteguy53081 · Mar 15, 2023

A cop stopped a man for speeding. He said, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“I was trying to keep up with traffic,” the guy replied.
The cop said, “But there is no traffic.”
And the guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am.”

Musovski · Mar 16, 2023

heyyyyyyy, what i miss out on?

vetteguy53081 · Mar 17, 2023

What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy long legs

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter

Why can’t you borrow money from leprechauns?
Because they’re always a little short

fishguy242 · Mar 17, 2023

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Miss ya' REDBIRD ...

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Lumber Jill...

Be well ,we'll always be here...

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Never get Old

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vetteguy53081 · Apr 1, 2023

An Irishman, Mick, was on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” He had already won 500,000 euros. “You’ve done very well,” said the presenter, “but for a million euros, you’ve only got one lifeline left, phone a friend. “Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? A) Sparrow B) Thrush C) Magpie D) Cuckoo. “I don’t know,” said Mick. “I’ll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy.” Paddy wasn’t the smartest, but Mick had his number memorized. Mick rang and repeated the question to Paddy. “Dat’s simple. It’s a cuckoo!” Paddy said, “Are you sure? There’s a lot of money on this!” “Yes!” Mick hung up the phone and said, “I’ll go with cuckoo.” “Is that your final answer?” asked Chris. “Yup.” There was a pause then the presenter screamed, “Cuckoo is correct! You’ve won one million euros!” Mick called Paddy. “Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn’t build its own nest?” “Well, duh! Because he lives in a clock!”