The House of Orange

[Slocke]

It was the no clothes on underneath and trying to balance on sharp rocks while sweating from anxiety and the sun putting on a neoprene suit that was like an extra skin

Ive never gone commando lol. Why would you?

 

[JoJosReef]

I read that as "learning trowel control" and my immediate thought was "Putting on a wet suit makes you poop?"

Depends on how tight the suit??

 

[JoJosReef]

Ive never gone commando lol. Why would you?

Freedom

 

[Minifoot77]

Ive never gone commando lol. Why would you?

That's the only way to do it I thought

 

[tbrown]

 

[Fish Styx]

Stage fright or actual water pressure?

A lttle of both.

 

[Fish Styx]

I've been way too distant this summer. It's nice to see some life in The House of Orange!

 

[JoJosReef]

I've been way too distant this summer. It's nice to see some life in The House of Orange!

Clearly you've missed an entire period of enlightenment, where we strive to put an end to the debate on whether or not to pee in your wetsuit, a new Golden Age, if you will. There are some that still say If, but I say When!

 

[Fish Styx]

Clearly you've missed an entire period of enlightenment, a new Golden Age, if you will, where we strive to put an end to the debate on whether or not to pee in your wetsuit. There are some that still say If, but I say When!

Oh, no. I'm definitely team pee.

 

[tbrown]

 

[Fish Styx]

Clearly you've missed an entire period of enlightenment, where we strive to put an end to the debate on whether or not to pee in your wetsuit, a new Golden Age, if you will. There are some that still say If, but I say When!

 

[JoJosReef]

Oh, no. I'm definitely team pee.

If you know, you know

 

[Slocke]

If you know, you know

 

[JoJosReef]

"Only thing to make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat."

Has there ever been a more masterful line in our pop culture? Mozart in verse!

 

[Fish Styx]

If you know, you know

"...wouldn't it be neat
If I could use your face
As a toilet seat..."

 

[Fish Styx]

"...wouldn't it be neat
If I could use your face
As a toilet seat..."

I was close...

 

[Stang67]

Ive never gone commando lol. Why would you?

Your 100th dive has to be completely neked.

 

[Slocke]

Your 100th dive has to be completely neked.

I was discussing this with some gals I met diving in Roatan. Now I get skinny dipping, it’s spontaneous. Butt… skin diving? It takes far too much prep work and assistance

 

[Fish Styx]

I was discussing this with some gals I met diving in Roatan. Now I get skinny dipping, it’s spontaneous. Butt… skin diving? It takes far too much prep work and assistance

You gotta watch where you waggle your worm.

 

[JoJosReef]

I was discussing this with some gals I met diving in Roatan. Now I get skinny dipping, it’s spontaneous. Butt… skin diving? It takes far too much prep work and assistance

Yes. It's just like diving, but you're naked.

Me, I feel there are far too many opportunities for castration on the reef for this type if fun.