The House of Orange

[Slocke]

There’s a big difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool

 

[Stang67]

There are 2 types of Divers. The ones that pee in their wetsuits and the ones that lie about it.

What do you pee in the wetsuit? What you mean warming the waters? (Sorry never been in a wetsuit)

 

[Slocke]

I still think my point about not taking a diuretic like coffee before diving is wise. Though I guess technically it would warm the wetsuit

 

[JoJosReef]

I still think my point about not taking a diuretic like coffee before diving is wise. Though I guess technically it would warm the wetsuit

It's the bran muffins you want to avoid before getting into your wet suit.

 

[Slocke]

There are 2 types of Divers. The ones that pee in their wetsuits and the ones that lie about it.

Well as I found out on my last trip. I can’t pee under pressure which was annoying because the pressure made me want to pee.

 

[Minifoot77]

It's the bran muffins you want to avoid before getting into your wet suit.

Beans too...

 

[Minifoot77]

Well as I found out on my last trip. I can’t pee under pressure which was annoying because the pressure made me want to pee.

Stage fright or actual water pressure?

 

[Slocke]

Stage fright or actual water pressure?

Water pressure.

 

[Minifoot77]

Water pressure.

Uh huh... lmaooo I was stupid nervous putting my wet suit on in the middle of a crowded beach the first few times... learning towel control while sweating and trying to slide into the bottom half of a 4mm suit as a teenager is traumatic

 

[tbrown]

I still think my point about not taking a diuretic like coffee before diving is wise. Though I guess technically it would warm the wetsuit

Except....

 

[tbrown]

Well as I found out on my last trip. I can’t pee under pressure which was annoying because the pressure made me want to pee.

 

[Slocke]

Uh huh... lmaooo I was stupid nervous putting my wet suit on in the middle of a crowded beach the first few times... learning towel control while sweating and trying to slide into the bottom half of a 4mm suit as a teenager is traumatic

Were you putting on without a swimsuit underneath or just not used to skin tight clothing and what it shows?

And I just found on a dive that I needed to pee and it got worse the deeper I went but couldn’t. Wasn’t the funnest dive, wasn’t the worst either

 

[tbrown]

Uh huh... lmaooo I was stupid nervous putting my wet suit on in the middle of a crowded beach the first few times... learning towel control while sweating and trying to slide into the bottom half of a 4mm suit as a teenager is traumatic

I read that as "learning trowel control" and my immediate thought was "Putting on a wet suit makes you poop?"

 

[Slocke]

Except....

Yummy!!

 

[tbrown]

 

[Minifoot77]

Were you putting on without a swimsuit underneath or just not used to skin tight clothing and what it shows?

And I just found on a dive that I needed to pee and it got worse the deeper I went but couldn’t. Wasn’t the funnest dive, wasn’t the worst either

It was the no clothes on underneath and trying to balance on sharp rocks while sweating from anxiety and the sun putting on a neoprene suit that was like an extra skin

 

[Minifoot77]

I read that as "learning trowel control" and my immediate thought was "Putting on a wet suit makes you poop?"

Bowel or trowel...

 

[tbrown]

Bowel or trowel...

Drop trowel... Basically it means laying some thinset or mortar but it is also slang for taking a dump (usually outside).

 

[Minifoot77]

I thought it was drop trou like drop your trousers...

 

[tbrown]

I thought it was drop trou like drop your trousers...

Probably. I've heard it both ways.