I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash on the beach this morning.

[AlyciaMarie]

You do know why they are called Dad jokes, right?

It's because most consider them apparent.

This is an instant classic.

 

[tigre44]

I asked him if it was hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

I'll be here all day, folks!

 

[1112-425XL]

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A polar bear.

 

[tigre44]

Har har har since I’m sitting here with a brace on my knee, cane by my side waiting on hip replacement in Jan

 

[Daniel@R2R]

Har har har since I’m sitting here with a brace on my knee, cane by my side waiting on hip replacement in Jan

Just be sure you have proper consultation before your hip surgery. No bones about it. This should be a joint decision.