The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha.

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

Good morning everyone
Been sort of absent. Went to home in Florida then cruise and ship just returned way too early to port

 

[vetteguy53081]

Hmmmm. . . which is it ?

 

[Lowell Lemon]

Hmmmm. . . which is it ?

That is like the CCP saying they are not communist LOL!

 

[vetteguy53081]

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there,” he says. The man turns around. “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”

 

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[vetteguy53081]

was walking down the street today when a tow truck driver pulled up alongside me and said, “Excuse me, I’m looking for the accident site involving a truck carrying a load of cutlery.”
“Oh, I saw them a way back,” I said. “Go straight down this road for one mile, then take the first left, and when you get to the fork in the road you’re there.”

 

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[Fin]

I can vouch for this.

 

[Fin]

How is everyone in here doing? I need to get my big tank going soon. A lot of “frags” in my 7 gallon! LOL!

 

[sfin52]

How is everyone in here doing? I need to get my big tank going soon. A lot of “frags” in my 7 gallon! LOL!

Thats a lot to move over can't wait to see it set up

 

[vetteguy53081]

Teachers these days tell kids not to worry about spelling because now there’s autocorrect on all their devices. And for that, I am infernally grapefruit!

 

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[vetteguy53081]

When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Pardon my French” after a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked if we knew any French.

 

[vetteguy53081]

A ghost walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.”

 

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[najer]

"Dear aunty Red, I nip his corals and then just smile at him, go girl power!"

 

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