The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

How do you wash your hands on Christmas?
With hand Santatizer!

What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!

 

[fishguy242]

Happy holidays Katrino's...

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[GoVols]

Katrina,
Hope you’re having a nice Christmas

 

[Jeffcb]

Merry Christmas!

 

[Lowell Lemon]

Merry Christmas y'all!

 

[Fin]

Merry Christmas to all! We miss you @Katrina71!

 

[vetteguy53081]

Xmas wishes to all and hope everyone was healthy and enjoyed this special Day.
Girlfriend's parents said they heard I was a really good cook ( thanks for putting me on the spot I thought). It turned out better than I hoped and they were impressed !

This was the Turkey:

 

[vetteguy53081]

What is a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other!

 

[Fin]

 

[F i s h y]

As a banker I really love this... 11 years in the industry and everyday clients still say something that makes me scratch my head and say.... HUH?

 

[Fin]

As a banker I really love this... 11 years in the industry and everyday clients still say something that makes me scratch my head and say.... HUH?

I was in the insurance auto claims business for 45 years. I have heard my share of things you just can't make up too.

 

[Dodge Ram]

Merry Christmas and happy new year to everyone here.

 

[Lowell Lemon]

Happy New Years! Hope Christmas was great!

 

[vetteguy53081]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

 

[Fin]

I don't know if I can post this, but I thought I would share. I got these neat 3-D printed trays today from Granite State Aquatics. They are a neat way to keep the test kits organized and handy. He also prints those white screw-on funnels that you can see screwed onto the base. They screw onto the top of the cuvettes and they make it much easier to dump the powdered reagents out of the pouches without spilling. All very reasonably priced.

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

was visitng my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century. We don’t read newspapers! Here, use my iPad,” she said.

I’ll tell you one thing. Neither the fly nor the iPad survived.

 

[vetteguy53081]

Two elderly gentlemen at a retirement center were talking about their lives: “John, I’m 89 years old now and I’m full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” John answers, “I feel just like a newborn baby.” “Really?! Like a newborn baby?!” “Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants.”

 

[fishguy242]

Red...