The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.

 

[vetteguy53081]

I got a great new job last week and I can’t wait to start it. I’m the new head of the Old McDonald’s farm.
I’m the CIEIO.

 

[fishguy242]

RED..

 

[Scott Edward Matheney]

Beautiful miracle

 

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[Chlorinated]

Beautiful tank!

 

[fishguy242]

Smile...

 

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[LadyMac]

Popping in to say hello!

 

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[vetteguy53081]

My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s-ed test as she’d hoped. It might have had something to do with how she completed this sentence on the written exam: “When the ______ is dead, the car won’t start.” She wrote: “Driver.”

 

[fishguy242]

POST # 25,000 ,only belongs here.

RED

 

[vetteguy53081]

A hamburger gets married out of state. None of his hamburger friends back home have met his wife yet, and he can hardly wait to introduce her. One night he tells them to head to the local pub to meet her. The hamburger and his wife walk into the bar and he looks at all his friends and says, “Everyone, meat Patty.”

 

[najer]

Red.

 

[najer]

"Do you think if we hang around the nori rock long enough looking faint that he will re fill it?"

 

[vetteguy53081]

The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s about what you’re made of, not the circumstances.” Is

 

[vetteguy53081]

A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. “Can you tell me what kind it is?” she asked. “Can you describe it?” the ranger asked. “Yes,” she said. “It’s long and thin. Oh, and it doesn’t have any arms or legs.”

 

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