I received a Hanna Instruments HI98103 PH Checker from my Secret Santa but unfortunately it's defective and my wife accidentally tossed the Amazon gift receipt. So unless whomever it was wants to send me the Amazon order number via Elfster or through Santa on here, I'm pretty much stuck with this one.
@Hermey may not be able to fly a blimp very well and isn’t particularly apt at navigating ice rafts, but he may just be able to magically, mystically help with this. Good luck!