Oh man, really dodged a bullet on that one!Story? You wanna a story?
I worked PT at a coral shop called CoralPets in a suburb of Cincinnati.
The store owner always loved ordering coral but hated picking the boxes up at the airport. So he would always enlist me to drive 30 miles one way to pick up the overnight shipments.
One day back in 2017, I was sent to Greater Cincinnati Airport to the Delta Cargo hanger to pick up two boxes of overnighted coral from Los Angeles.
Many people don't know that when people go and retire in a different State and die, their remains are shipped in crated coffins on commerce flights to return them to the State in which they are to be buried.
Yeap, dead people flying in the belly of your flight in a crated coffin. Happens more than you think.
Anyway...
Many many times when I would go get coral from Delta I would see a Hearse, sometimes two Hearses, waiting for Delta to release the crated coffin to them.
No matter what you are picking up, lots of paperwork. Many times left standing out in the parking lot 'Receiving Area' to wait for the forklift guy to deliver your boxes to load into your vehicle.
So back to this particular day in 2017, I pull up and notice a Hearse in the receiving area. I go in and start the paperwork to receive my two boxes of coral.
After the paperwork was done, I went to use the bathroom bc I knew a had a 30 mile hike back to the store with live coral piled in my car.
When I left the bathroom and headed to my car, I saw the guy from the Funeral Home loading my two boxes of live coral into the back of the Hearse.
"Hang on there buddy," I confusingly said as I approached him. "I think you got my boxes because they're all labeled FRAGILE THIS END UP"
I always knew what our coral shipment boxes looked like....
"Nooooo," the funeral home guy replied, "pretty sure these two boxes are mine because I showed the worker [forklift guy] my paperwork and he said I was good to go"
I said, "but they're coral boxes. Not a deceased person in a crated coffin! I don't understand..."
Hearse driver said, "I know. My paperwork said it's the cremated remains of Mr. (blahblahblah)"
I said, "noooooo"
So here I am standing at the back of a Hearse arguing over WHATS IN THE TWO BOXES (?)
Just then the forklift guy shows up, "Here's your two boxes, Coral Dude"
So now three of us are all standing there at the back opened end of a Hearse.
I said, "we gotta double check this shipment"
Forklift guy looks over both sets of paperwork and says, "Holy Shlt!!!! I mixed up the boxes!!!!"
So we straighten everything out.
To this day, I could only imagine what the look on both parties faces would have looked like upon opening the contents if the wrong boxes went out.....
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