It was this big... Now its this big...

[Nate Chalk]

are you sure mommy didn’t sleep with the mailman

Why are you ordering one thing from Amazon at a time?!

 

[Goaway]

Why are you ordering one thing from Amazon at a time?!

Aint touching this one either...

 

[Reefing_addiction]

Why are you ordering one thing from Amazon at a time?!

Keeping people employed obviously

 

[tbrown]

Keeping people employed obviously

I think that was a reference to your mailman comment...

 

[Nate Chalk]

I think that was a reference to your mailman comment...

correct lol.

 

[Reefing_addiction]

I think that was a reference to your mailman comment...

Duh! Silly goose.

 

[Reefing_addiction]

I think that was a reference to your mailman comment...

correct lol.

I mean what other excuse would she have for ordering one thing at a time

 

[tbrown]

I mean what other excuse would she have for ordering one thing at a time

Email notifications make her feel important?

 

[Mschmidt]

Sometimes you just need a notification to go off. I mean, I personally have never set a delayed text to my pager so I had an excuse to leave a patient who I know just doesn't shut up.

 

[Reefing_addiction]

Sometimes you just need a notification to go off. I mean, I personally have never set a delayed text to my pager so I had an excuse to leave a patient who I know just doesn't shut up.

I mean that would be wrong so of course you’d never do that

 

[Mschmidt]

I mean that would be wrong so of course you’d never do that

Can you imagine how much it would hurt to have your chaplain manufacture a hard stop to the conversation!?

 

[Reefing_addiction]

Can you imagine how much it would hurt to have your chaplain manufacture a hard stop to the conversation!?

I’m sorry but there’s an emergency with my fish tank.

 

[Mschmidt]

I’m sorry but there’s an emergency with my fish tank.

The problem being, I'm not looking at it.

 

[907_Reefer]

Can you imagine how much it would hurt to have your chaplain manufacture a hard stop to the conversation!?

I'm old school, I like to say things like "I don't want to lie to you..", and then immediately walk away.

 

[Reefing_addiction]

The problem being, I'm not looking at it.

Exactly, which is 100% an emergency because it is detrimental to your peace of mind and your mental health.

 

[Projects with Sam]

I’m sorry but there’s an emergency with my fish tank.

Yes, Neptune, god of the sea, sends me emails when my tank temperature is too low...

 

[fishguy242]

requesting baby pics...

 

[Reefing_addiction]

Yes, Neptune, god of the sea, sends me emails when my tank temperature is too low...

And by too low we mean the temp dropped .1 degree and I need to go make sure the heater kicks on

 

[F i s h y]

requesting baby pics...

 

[Reefing_addiction]

My boyfriend asked me why I don’t have baby clowns…..if I have a female and a male…..