HELP! INPUT NEEDED: We need your fishy jokes and witty reef sayings...for a "top secret" project...

[Slocke]

@dodojojo this seems like your expertise

 

[SlasherZ]

My Royal Gramma is dolphinitely narseasistic, he's always bass-lighting me. Not even squidding you, shrimply no need to be such a beach to me. Honestly, it's getting out of sand, I eel like he needs to stop giving me greef.

Whale... I've learned to take it in tide.

 

[1112-425XL]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What does a mermaid wear to math lessons?
An algae-bra.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.

 

[SlasherZ]

My Royal Gramma is dolphinitely narseasistic, he's always bass-lighting me. Not even squidding you, shrimply no need to be such a beach to me. Honestly, it's getting out of sand, I eel like he needs to stop giving me greef.

Whale... I've learned to take it in tide.

Yeesh, I was drunk and that's awful.

 

[Slocke]

Here’s my moorish idol!

Like if you get this joke and 2 thumbs up if you found this terrible joke funny.

 

[ros3to]

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom

 

[Liam's tank]

A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The little fish replies (gasping) "Water! I need water!

 

[ros3to]

How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!