....ummm what? Lol not sure if we are reading the same question prompt or not ;Hilarious;Hilarious;Hilarious;HilariousI'm an All Star Baseball Player that's pretentious holding out for MORE MORE MORE money but don't want to get injured nor my health be put in any kind of risk whatsoever.
I want a guaranteed 10yr contract with a 150% increase each year.
DO NOT expect me to dive-for-flyballs.... dont expect me to run-out an obvious groundout because I might pull a muscle running out a groundball. 90ft to 1st base is a long run for me.
After my career I either want a Front Office job or on the Broadcast Team doing color commentary.
I basically want all the money and fans to worship me from AFAR.
Dont ask for my autograph nor a selfie, in fact dont even approach me if you are a fan... but give me a STANDING OVATION every time I come to the plate and my name is announced.
Signed,
The 631 Major League Baseball Players