NP Thanksgiving Day Giveaway Round 2 !!! Win 140 watt Reef Light * $130 Gift Card

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@Stanl3y2 if you want to try to win a light to add to your new tank, check out this giveaway. @noopsyche makes some awesome lights!
 

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All right...been kinda quiet in here. I guess Old Broccoli Farmer needs to break out the jokes to get this party kicked back into gear.

What do you get if you throw a kid into a pirhana tank at the aquarium?​

Some red water and a lifetime ban, apparently!!

Did you know that a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in less than 30 seconds?​

Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today...
 

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I know this forum is family oriented, but you guys have left me no choice! Time for a dirty joke:












John fell in the mud!
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So now for a clean joke:

He took a bath.
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What's the difference between an old, toothless dog and a hot pepper tree?

One has bark and no bite, the other has both!

What's the difference between an old toothless dog and a sweet pepper tree?

Nothing! They both have bark but no bite!
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@Scottayy check out these lights. You can potentially win one for your new tank. They're great at growing corals and you said your tank will eventually be a reef tank.
 

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Thanks to @SBB Corals
For all Shane’s amazingly detailed info as well as eye popping corals! Never disappointed buying from these guys!
 

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Thanks to @Gtinnel for showing me to this side of the forum! This place seems really pretty neat so far!
You really should enter this giveaway. @noopsyche has given away a ton of their lights, and you never know you may win the next one. How to enter is on the first page.
Some of their directions aren't the clearest because they're in China using Google translate, but it's good enough to figure out what you have to do.
 

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Thanks to @SBB Corals
For all Shane’s amazingly detailed info as well as eye popping corals! Never disappointed buying from these guys!
One of my favorite corals that I have is an SBB coral, although to be fair I didn't buy directly from him I got it through ARC.
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