my new baby... AKA The Café

[fishguy242]

Listen.... Sometimes you fart and sometimes you don't.

Lifes about how you react to the times you don't.

Somebody have an Almond Joy for breakfast ?...

 

[F i s h y]

Listen.... Sometimes you fart and sometimes you don't.

Lifes about how you react to the times you don't.

Sharts are a crappy surprise.

 

[Slocke]

Sharts are a crappy surprise.

Sharks are a crappie’s surprise.




You know the fish and surprised because they live in freshwater…

 

[Stang67]

Women don't shart.

 

[F i s h y]

Women don't shart.

Lies....

 

[fishguy242]

i'm worried to go back to bed now, after 2 Dr Peppers n 3 bowls of Lucky Charms...

 

[F i s h y]

i'm worried to go back to bed now, after 2 Dr Peppers n 3 bowls of Lucky Charms...

3 bowls of lucky charms? you gonna be sharting rainbows my friend. If you know, you know!

 

[Slocke]

3 bowls of lucky charms? you gonna be sharting rainbows my friend. If you know, you know!

Lately, I've been trying to feel healthier so I've been eating a lot of vitamins, but I don't know, I don't know... How many vitamins you have to eat before you feel full

One good thing about it though. The color of my urine is amazing.

It's like going to a laser show. I go in there. I shut the lights off. I put Pink Floyd on
-Steven Wright

 

[F i s h y]

Whats brown and sticky?
















A stick.

 

[Mhamilton0911]

I actually use this one! When kids get caught picking their nose or we catch someone in traffic thinking they can't be seen, lol.

Everybody picks their nose, it's what you do next that defines you as a person.

 

[Nate Chalk]

Y'all got me giggling

 

[Nate Chalk]

I actually use this one! When kids get caught picking their nose or we catch someone in traffic thinking they can't be seen, lol.

Everybody picks their nose, it's what you do next that defines you as a person.

Window tint for a reason. I can pick my nose incognito

 

[Mhamilton0911]

Window tint for a reason. I can pick my nose incognito

Me too, my truck is 15% all the way and hubs is 5% . His is so dark is like nighttime when it's sunny. We've been pulled over for it before and the cop was amazed it registered in the negative on his meter.

I can't do fish bowl no tint. Nope. I like to pick my nose in peace.

 

[JoJosReef]

3 bowls of lucky charms? you gonna be sharting rainbows my friend. If you know, you know!

Research shows that no matter how many countless boxes of Lucky Charms you eat, it only comes out green.

 

[Lowell Lemon]

What is going on at the Cafe this morning...I mean honestly people...hahaha!

 

[JoJosReef]

Anyone done an analysis of how many boxes of Lucky Charms you can eat before fatality? Seems like an @BeanAnimal project

 

[Slocke]

The LD50 for sugar is 13.5grams/pound. A bowl of lucky charms has 15.5grams of sugar. So multiply your weight by 0.871. That’s how many bowls to kill you via sugar OD. (Well to kill 50% of people)

For me that’s about 160 bowls or 12.5 boxes.

 

[Nate Chalk]

Farting

What is going on at the Cafe this morning...I mean honestly people...hahaha!

And picking noses

The usual stuff

 

[JoJosReef]

The LD50 for sugar is 13.5grams/pound. A bowl of lucky charms has 15.5grams of sugar. So multiply your weight by 0.871. That’s how many bowls to kill you via sugar OD. (Well to kill 50% of people)

For me that’s about 160 bowls or 12.5 boxes.

So you're saying the more weight I gain, the more Lucky Charms I can eat?

 

[Mschmidt]

So you're saying the more weight I gain, the more Lucky Charms I can eat?

And the more lucky charms you eat, the more you weigh! Pace yourself and become immortal!