Would it be more of a yeti since its alaska or still considered a squatch since it in the states lolAs we say (typically bear, but also applies to sasquatch). You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than your friends.
This is right up my alley
Got my 2 sasquatch 8' yard ornaments ("peace offerings"?) ready to move outdoors for spring. Pics to follow..