my new baby... AKA The Café

[Fish Styx]

i nominate you!

I believe I'm already @crusso1993 's intern, so no can do.

 

[Reeflix]

no, i was saying that @tbrown3589 should be the intern

 

[Fish Styx]

do i take your calls now?

No calls. You have to get me caught up to speed on the goings ons so that I stay informed of the tomfoolery. This way I can report up the chain. Don't worry though, we'll get you an intern of your own soon enough.

 

[Reeflix]

on all threads?

 

[Lost in the Sauce]

No calls. You have to get me caught up to speed on the goings ons so that I stay informed of the tomfoolery. This way I can report up the chain.

Now that's something I can use an intern for.

Daily TLDR rundown after the old guys go to bed.

 

[Fish Styx]

on all threads?

Yes. All of them. Here and on reddit.

 

[Reeflix]

on all threads?

can i get a raise?

 

[Reeflix]

Yes. All of them. Here and on reddit.

reddit?!

 

[Fish Styx]

can i get a raise?

Yes, absolutely. 5% more honor!

 

[Reeflix]

can i get an intern so i can order them to my dirty work for you?

 

[Reeflix]

Yes, absolutely. 5% more honor!

do i get a badge?

 

[Fish Styx]

reddit?!

Yes, and 4chan too. That is a dark and scary place, so psychiatric services will be covered as part of your compensation package. They will be administered by @crusso1993

 

[Reeflix]

not crusso! i feel like i will need a real therapist after that

 

[tbrown]

Sorry @Reeflix I'm incapable of intern status.

 

[Reeflix]

why?

 

[tbrown]

Interns don't get to fire people. I have people to fire.

 

[Reeflix]

ummm ok you can be vice intern. its different so you are capable of that

 

[tbrown]

ummm ok you can be vice intern. its different so you are capable of that

Sorry, I don't do TLDR... In fact, I still barely even know what a TLDR is.

 

[Reeflix]

hey @Fish Styx do i get to fire people from your threads?

 

[Reeflix]

i wanna fire people