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march madnessGood morning! Happy Thursday, which really means "almost Friday!" We go from 70s last weekend to freezing cold and potential winter storm this weekend.I like the 70s better.
Enjoy your almost Friday!
Good morning everyone! My brother just brought his dog over for the day and now the three dogs are working on tearing up the yard and digging up whatever they can find. I can't bring them inside to stop them because they are covered in dirt. I can't win with this one. Have a wonderful day!
You rebel! Was it political, insulting, whining, bad words? I'm curious now.
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The fish are staring at me with hungry eyes.
Impure thoughts and the commonly used acronym for male offspring a a female dog
It was an edit
Just a bit off the tip
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The fish are staring at me with hungry eyes.
The project to buy/modify something so old people can roll heavy things around and make them go up an down is complete.
Jeanna, Jill and I should be able to set the tank.
Being on double secret probation gives you time to get things done.
Jeanna, Jill and I should be able to set the tank.
Being on double secret probation gives you time to get things done.
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The fish are staring at me with hungry eyes.
I also switched the green stuff I was keeping in the little fridge in the basement. I grew a lot of phyto and
dosed it. No change.
Dosing the new stuff definitely works.
dosed it. No change.
Dosing the new stuff definitely works.
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trace ammonia will increase.I also switched the green stuff I was keeping in the little fridge in the basement. I grew a lot of phyto and
dosed it. No change.
Dosing the new stuff definitely works.
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two inches of the white stuff and still coming down.
in the twenties tomorrow and then heading towards sixties (allegedly) mid next week.
no plans that i can think of for the weekend.
have a great day.
two inches of the white stuff and still coming down.
in the twenties tomorrow and then heading towards sixties (allegedly) mid next week.
no plans that i can think of for the weekend.
have a great day.
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Good morning! Stay safe, if you're in the path of snowmageddon. We're officially under a winter storm warning now, so the grocery stores will be empty by 8:00 this morning. It doesn't matter that it will be back in the 50s Sunday. Winter weather in the south. Generator is ready to go if needed.
Have a great Friday!
Generator is ready to go if needed.Have a great Friday!
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Good Morning.
My shoulder is healing so well I can't believe it. I don't mind surgeries at all because it is the best sleep you will ever get. I remember when I was a kid, they didn't have the anesthesia they have now so the anesthesiologist would strangle you until you passed out, then they would play Rap music to keep you under.
Now of course they use Ozone and Hydrogen peroxide.
If you ever had any major surgery you know they first make you wear this paper gown with the opening at the back. I will explain why they do that in a minute.
After you are out they put you on this cold stainless steel table. The reason for stainless steel is not that it is easy to clean and sterilize. Thats what the doctors will tell you, but the real reason is because it is slippery.
Then the youngest assistant takes out some bright color lipstick and puts 7 dots in the center of your lower back. (They keep an assortment of lipstick in the OR for this reason)
Then they turn you over on your back.
The senior doctor grabs your head and the resident takes your feet and they spin you around as many times as they can to see if they can get your head to face north. (It's called Spin the Patient)
All the medical people in there take bets to see how many spins it takes. The winner gets half of the pot and the insurance company agent (also in there) gets the other half.
Now when they turn you on to your belly and can clearly see that those lipstick dots became circles on the table. The stainless steel makes it easy to clean the lipstick off which is why it is called "Stainless".
Naturally sometime in there they operate on what you are there for. ;Happy
This was started by Hypocrites. Him and his friend surgeons were operating on one of the Roman Emperors . (I think they were replacing a heart valve with a LLama heart valve. )
Just as the game was over and they turned him over, Galileo walked in to ask for directions to the highest mountain to try out his new telescope and he noticed the red circles on the table
and said.
"OMG" those circles look like the orbits of the planets, so the Earth must be round. I can't wait to go and tell the Pope.
The reason we know this is because of those people who died and had an "Out of body" experience where their heart stops and they rise up over their body and can see whats going on. Thats also why they don't want to come back.
If you don't believe me, Google it.
My shoulder is healing so well I can't believe it. I don't mind surgeries at all because it is the best sleep you will ever get. I remember when I was a kid, they didn't have the anesthesia they have now so the anesthesiologist would strangle you until you passed out, then they would play Rap music to keep you under.
Now of course they use Ozone and Hydrogen peroxide.
If you ever had any major surgery you know they first make you wear this paper gown with the opening at the back. I will explain why they do that in a minute.
After you are out they put you on this cold stainless steel table. The reason for stainless steel is not that it is easy to clean and sterilize. Thats what the doctors will tell you, but the real reason is because it is slippery.
Then the youngest assistant takes out some bright color lipstick and puts 7 dots in the center of your lower back. (They keep an assortment of lipstick in the OR for this reason)
Then they turn you over on your back.
The senior doctor grabs your head and the resident takes your feet and they spin you around as many times as they can to see if they can get your head to face north. (It's called Spin the Patient)
All the medical people in there take bets to see how many spins it takes. The winner gets half of the pot and the insurance company agent (also in there) gets the other half.
Now when they turn you on to your belly and can clearly see that those lipstick dots became circles on the table. The stainless steel makes it easy to clean the lipstick off which is why it is called "Stainless".
Naturally sometime in there they operate on what you are there for. ;Happy
This was started by Hypocrites. Him and his friend surgeons were operating on one of the Roman Emperors . (I think they were replacing a heart valve with a LLama heart valve. )
Just as the game was over and they turned him over, Galileo walked in to ask for directions to the highest mountain to try out his new telescope and he noticed the red circles on the table
and said.
"OMG" those circles look like the orbits of the planets, so the Earth must be round. I can't wait to go and tell the Pope.
The reason we know this is because of those people who died and had an "Out of body" experience where their heart stops and they rise up over their body and can see whats going on. Thats also why they don't want to come back.
If you don't believe me, Google it.
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good morning all...
mission accomplished... no snow !!! ,sorry ... was fun ,pups played ,i walked away with only 1st degree burns
on my knees,after a smoke flash got me...
be safe ,stay warm ...
nope
kiddin me??
yep i did that...;Woot;Oldman
note to self, wear jeans with no holes in knees...Donkey...;Facepalm
mission accomplished...
no snow !!! ,sorry ... was fun ,pups played ,i walked away with only 1st degree burnson my knees,after a smoke flash got me...
be safe ,stay warm ...
nope
kiddin me??
yep i did that...;Woot
;Oldman
note to self, wear jeans with no holes in knees...Donkey...;Facepalm
Good morning everyone! Paul, what you didn't know is that most people keep their underwear on with those hospital gowns. The nurses do a butt evaluation when you arrive and decide if they want it uncovered for viewing during the operation. Congrats on passing the derriere test!Good Morning.
My shoulder is healing so well I can't believe it. I don't mind surgeries at all because it is the best sleep you will ever get. I remember when I was a kid, they didn't have the anesthesia they have now so the anesthesiologist would strangle you until you passed out, then they would play Rap music to keep you under.
Now of course they use Ozone and Hydrogen peroxide.
If you ever had any major surgery you know they first make you wear this paper gown with the opening at the back. I will explain why they do that in a minute.
After you are out they put you on this cold stainless steel table. The reason for stainless steel is not that it is easy to clean and sterilize. Thats what the doctors will tell you, but the real reason is because it is slippery.
Then the youngest assistant takes out some bright color lipstick and puts 7 dots in the center of your lower back. (They keep an assortment of lipstick in the OR for this reason)
Then they turn you over on your back.
The senior doctor grabs your head and the resident takes your feet and they spin you around as many times as they can to see if they can get your head to face north. (It's called Spin the Patient)
All the medical people in there take bets to see how many spins it takes. The winner gets half of the pot and the insurance company agent (also in there) gets the other half.
Now when they turn you on to your belly and can clearly see that those lipstick dots became circles on the table. The stainless steel makes it easy to clean the lipstick off which is why it is called "Stainless".
Naturally sometime in there they operate on what you are there for. ;Happy
This was started by Hypocrites. Him and his friend surgeons were operating on one of the Roman Emperors . (I think they were replacing a heart valve with a LLama heart valve. )
Just as the game was over and they turned him over, Galileo walked in to ask for directions to the highest mountain to try out his new telescope and he noticed the red circles on the table
and said.
"OMG" those circles look like the orbits of the planets, so the Earth must be round. I can't wait to go and tell the Pope.
The reason we know this is because of those people who died and had an "Out of body" experience where their heart stops and they rise up over their body and can see whats going on. Thats also why they don't want to come back.
If you don't believe me, Google it.
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