Drop your favorite Sponge Bob quotes in this thread!

[MrTPlush]

 

[DrZoidburg]

 

[Sharkbait19]

There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. And finally, the Hash- Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways…because he's already dead. Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. He opens the door—screeeeeaaach. He approaches the counter!! And you wanna know what he does next? You really wanna know? Are you sure you wanna know?

 

[dvgyfresh]

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” - Patrick

 

[Sharkbait19]

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” - Patrick

 

[BroccoliFarmer]

My boss keeps asking me the same thing.

 

[BroccoliFarmer]

And one I have to tell my neighbors kid:

Remember, Licking Doorknobs Is Illegal On Other Planets.

 

[Gtinnel]

"Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."