LOL. Thanks. I've been in a mood lately. Not sure why.Jim, I feel like you need a hug.
First hit when I just googled "1000 ml class a volumetric flask".Can you link me to something you'd consider to be a reasonably priced 1L VF?
Plugging that same search phrase into Amazon's search, you will find many similar, with prices down to even around $12-13. The first one I got a few years ago was around $18.00, and was within spec (which I know because I *ahem* calibrated it).