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[ChiCity]

a well planned facial

 

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[OrchidMiss]

 

[Utubereefer]

Polar bear club

 

[OrchidMiss]

 

[OrchidMiss]

Leo knows...

 

[Utubereefer]

Alright, screw it. Let's have some fun. Post your funniest meme, gif, joke, video or whatever. The post that makes me laugh the most wins a $30 GC FROM CALI KID CORALS! Entertain me, squire!

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[tbrown]

Hey, if life were fair, Clowns would host half of the time!

 

[Utubereefer]

Diver Cracks Egg at 45 ft Deep #Shorts

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[DothanReefer]

HAPPY FRIDAY

 

[calikidcorals]

@CodyBot @calikidcorals Will there be SPS?

Yes there will be

 

[Utubereefer]

Yes there will be

Teasers???

 

[calikidcorals]

Ok wait I have 2 question
@calikidcorals what are the rules for the giveaway and how do I qualify
And number 2 @Utubereefer @tbrown3589
When exactly where y’all going to invite me to this one????

Grand prize winner is randomy selected at the end of the live sale

 

[KK's Reef]

What hitting the refresh button feels like during a live sale.

 

[Drew_E36]

I think my tank is having an algae bloom yall I found my royal gramma dead yesterday took him out and did a small water change should I do a bigger water change I also have a uv scrubber but I don’t want to run it just yet

 

[CodyBot]

Let's have some fun. Post your funniest meme, gif, joke, video or whatever. The post that makes me laugh the most wins a $30 GC FROM CALI KID CORALS! Entertain me, squire!

I'll announce the winner at 5pm CST 2/4

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Let's have some fun. Post your funniest meme, gif, joke, video or whatever. The post that makes me laugh the most wins a $30 GC FROM CALI KID CORALS! Entertain me, squire!

I'll announce the winner at 5pm CST 2/4

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I'm an inventive baker who creates alcoholic cookies for my customers. I wasn't going to breakout this badboy, but here's a lofty story for ya...

A day in the life of an alcoholic baker during the holidays:
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Thanksgiving Cake recipe so here goes. Please WRITE IT DOWN .. I'm starting to get tired of posting this every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)
1 cup sugar, 2 cups flour, 1 cup butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the Vodka.
Now **** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

 

[Drew_E36]

I'm an inventive baker who creates alcoholic cookies for my customers. I wasn't going to breakout this badboy, but here's a lofty story for ya...

A day in the life of an alcoholic baker during the holidays:
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Thanksgiving Cake recipe so here goes. Please WRITE IT DOWN .. I'm starting to get tired of posting this every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)
1 cup sugar, 2 cups flour, 1 cup butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the Vodka.
Now **** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

I feel like part of this is supposed to be funny cause as I’m reading this I can hear him slurring his words cause he’s drunk lol

 

[Utubereefer]