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This is really embarrassing but no. Oh, the shame!
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Kev, did you see this? It was just passed today!

Official Memorandum

United States Department of Culinary Affairs
Office of Cultural Culinary Practices

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**Date:** August 7, 2024
**To:** All Citizens
**From:** Office of Cultural Culinary Practices
**Subject:** Enforcement of Taco Tuesday Participation

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Memorandum

In an effort to preserve and promote cultural culinary traditions within the United States, the Department of Culinary Affairs (DCA) has enacted new guidelines under the Cultural Culinary Practices Act. These guidelines specifically address the observance of Taco Tuesday, a longstanding tradition recognized for its significance in fostering community and cultural appreciation.

**Effective immediately**, the following stipulations are to be adhered to by all citizens:

1. **Mandatory Participation in Taco Tuesday:**
- All individuals are required to consume tacos every Tuesday.
- Failure to participate in Taco Tuesday will be considered a breach of cultural practice and is hereby classified as a misdemeanor offense under Section 12.3 of the Cultural Culinary Practices Act.

2. **Legal Repercussions for Non-Compliance:**
- Any individual found in violation of the Taco Tuesday mandate will face legal action.
- First-time offenders will receive a warning and be mandated to attend a Cultural Culinary Reeducation Seminar.
- Repeat offenders will be subject to fines up to $500 and mandatory community service involving participation in cultural food festivals.

3. **Exceptions and Exemptions:**
- Exemptions will be considered for individuals with medical conditions that prevent the consumption of tacos. Proper documentation from a licensed medical professional must be submitted to the Office of Cultural Culinary Practices for review.
- Religious exemptions will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

4. **Community Enforcement:**
- Local culinary committees will be established to monitor and encourage compliance within communities.
- These committees are authorized to report non-compliance to the DCA for appropriate action.

### Purpose and Importance

The enactment of these guidelines aims to:

- **Preserve Culinary Heritage:** Ensure that the rich tradition of Taco Tuesday is upheld and celebrated across the nation.
- **Foster Community Spirit:** Promote unity and camaraderie through shared cultural practices.
- **Encourage Culinary Exploration:** Introduce individuals to diverse culinary experiences and traditions.

Conclusion

The Department of Culinary Affairs emphasizes the importance of cultural traditions in shaping our national identity. Taco Tuesday is more than a meal; it is a celebration of our diverse culinary heritage. Your compliance and enthusiastic participation are crucial in maintaining the vibrancy of this beloved tradition.

For further information or to apply for exemptions, please contact the Office of Cultural Culinary Practices.

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**Office of Cultural Culinary Practices**
United States Department of Culinary
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Please tell me this is something like a feather duster or something harmless on the back of this snails shell... sorry those are the best the pictures i got of about 15 that I took...
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Yes looks like a feather duster. Harmless.
 

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Please tell me this is something like a feather duster or something harmless on the back of this snails shell... sorry those are the best the pictures i got of about 15 that I took...
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Definitely looks like a feather duster, no worries Amanda.
 

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Kev, did you see this? It was just passed today!

Official Memorandum

United States Department of Culinary Affairs
Office of Cultural Culinary Practices

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**Date:** August 7, 2024
**To:** All Citizens
**From:** Office of Cultural Culinary Practices
**Subject:** Enforcement of Taco Tuesday Participation

---

Memorandum

In an effort to preserve and promote cultural culinary traditions within the United States, the Department of Culinary Affairs (DCA) has enacted new guidelines under the Cultural Culinary Practices Act. These guidelines specifically address the observance of Taco Tuesday, a longstanding tradition recognized for its significance in fostering community and cultural appreciation.

**Effective immediately**, the following stipulations are to be adhered to by all citizens:

1. **Mandatory Participation in Taco Tuesday:**
- All individuals are required to consume tacos every Tuesday.
- Failure to participate in Taco Tuesday will be considered a breach of cultural practice and is hereby classified as a misdemeanor offense under Section 12.3 of the Cultural Culinary Practices Act.

2. **Legal Repercussions for Non-Compliance:**
- Any individual found in violation of the Taco Tuesday mandate will face legal action.
- First-time offenders will receive a warning and be mandated to attend a Cultural Culinary Reeducation Seminar.
- Repeat offenders will be subject to fines up to $500 and mandatory community service involving participation in cultural food festivals.

3. **Exceptions and Exemptions:**
- Exemptions will be considered for individuals with medical conditions that prevent the consumption of tacos. Proper documentation from a licensed medical professional must be submitted to the Office of Cultural Culinary Practices for review.
- Religious exemptions will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

4. **Community Enforcement:**
- Local culinary committees will be established to monitor and encourage compliance within communities.
- These committees are authorized to report non-compliance to the DCA for appropriate action.

### Purpose and Importance

The enactment of these guidelines aims to:

- **Preserve Culinary Heritage:** Ensure that the rich tradition of Taco Tuesday is upheld and celebrated across the nation.
- **Foster Community Spirit:** Promote unity and camaraderie through shared cultural practices.
- **Encourage Culinary Exploration:** Introduce individuals to diverse culinary experiences and traditions.

### Conclusion

The Department of Culinary Affairs emphasizes the importance of cultural traditions in shaping our national identity. Taco Tuesday is more than a meal; it is a celebration of our diverse culinary heritage. Your compliance and enthusiastic participation are crucial in maintaining the vibrancy of this beloved tradition.

For further information or to apply for exemptions, please contact the Office of Cultural Culinary Practices at [email address] or visit our website at [website URL].

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**Office of Cultural Culinary Practices**
United States Department of Culinary Affairs
[Contact Information]
[Website URL]

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**Note:** This memorandum is a fictional document created for illustrative purposes.
Love this!!!
 

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Yes looks like a feather duster or barnacle of some sort. Harmless.
Thank goodness! Between the algea and the coral issues I have had enough troubles...
Do you guys think the salinity fluctuating could be causing the coral issues? It would go from 1.25 to sometimes 1.30 before I would realize I needed to top off the sump.
 

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Thank goodness! Between the algea and the coral issues I have had enough troubles...
Do you guys think the salinity fluctuating could be causing the coral issues? It would go from 1.25 to sometimes 1.30 before I would realize I needed to top off the sump.
Yes probably. That happened to me with my nano. Once I got the salinity stable things took off until my heater failed...
 

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Kev, did you see this? It was just passed today!

Official Memorandum

United States Department of Culinary Affairs
Office of Cultural Culinary Practices

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**Date:** August 7, 2024
**To:** All Citizens
**From:** Office of Cultural Culinary Practices
**Subject:** Enforcement of Taco Tuesday Participation

---

Memorandum

In an effort to preserve and promote cultural culinary traditions within the United States, the Department of Culinary Affairs (DCA) has enacted new guidelines under the Cultural Culinary Practices Act. These guidelines specifically address the observance of Taco Tuesday, a longstanding tradition recognized for its significance in fostering community and cultural appreciation.

**Effective immediately**, the following stipulations are to be adhered to by all citizens:

1. **Mandatory Participation in Taco Tuesday:**
- All individuals are required to consume tacos every Tuesday.
- Failure to participate in Taco Tuesday will be considered a breach of cultural practice and is hereby classified as a misdemeanor offense under Section 12.3 of the Cultural Culinary Practices Act.

2. **Legal Repercussions for Non-Compliance:**
- Any individual found in violation of the Taco Tuesday mandate will face legal action.
- First-time offenders will receive a warning and be mandated to attend a Cultural Culinary Reeducation Seminar.
- Repeat offenders will be subject to fines up to $500 and mandatory community service involving participation in cultural food festivals.

3. **Exceptions and Exemptions:**
- Exemptions will be considered for individuals with medical conditions that prevent the consumption of tacos. Proper documentation from a licensed medical professional must be submitted to the Office of Cultural Culinary Practices for review.
- Religious exemptions will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

4. **Community Enforcement:**
- Local culinary committees will be established to monitor and encourage compliance within communities.
- These committees are authorized to report non-compliance to the DCA for appropriate action.

### Purpose and Importance

The enactment of these guidelines aims to:

- **Preserve Culinary Heritage:** Ensure that the rich tradition of Taco Tuesday is upheld and celebrated across the nation.
- **Foster Community Spirit:** Promote unity and camaraderie through shared cultural practices.
- **Encourage Culinary Exploration:** Introduce individuals to diverse culinary experiences and traditions.

Conclusion

The Department of Culinary Affairs emphasizes the importance of cultural traditions in shaping our national identity. Taco Tuesday is more than a meal; it is a celebration of our diverse culinary heritage. Your compliance and enthusiastic participation are crucial in maintaining the vibrancy of this beloved tradition.

For further information or to apply for exemptions, please contact the Office of Cultural Culinary Practices.

---

**Office of Cultural Culinary Practices**
United States Department of Culinary
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Oh crap, I don’t have $500 , I spent it on my tank! I’ll see what I can whip up. I have taco shells and pasta. Italian tacos it is then!
 

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Um.....
Did anyone eat tacos today?
I had a taco salad for lunch!
I had tacos for lunch. Now having Johnny's Chicken and Waffles for dinner. Never been here before.
 

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Please tell me this is something like a feather duster or something harmless on the back of this snails shell... sorry those are the best the pictures i got of about 15 that I took...
1000006392.jpg
1000006398.jpg
1000006380.jpg
Looks like it.
 
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I had tacos for lunch. Now having Johnny's Chicken and Waffles for dinner. Never been here before.
Pictures please ;)
 
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