Complete the sentence; “You might be a reefer if ____”

[ReefStache]

 

[ReefStache]

You might be a reefer if your towels scratch you after a shower. lol from super glue

 

[Benpastw]

You might be a reefer if your towels scratch you after a shower. lol from super glue

Hahaha so true! My fiancé complains that I turned all the good towels into “scratchy glue towels”

 

[ReefStache]

Hahaha so true! My fiancé complains that I turned all the good towels into “scratchy glue towels”

lol! My wife writes “FISH” in permanent marker on the towels that I have destroyed! Hahahaha

 

[Fish Think Pink]

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You might be a reefer if ...

Jehovah's Witnesses come to your door and THEY LEAVE WITH MORE MATERIALS like latest Reef Hobbyist Magazine and Aquarium Hobbyist Magazine than they left you... Less then 10 mins ago they left me with only their business card (and no they do not have enough space for our next local Frag Swap)

 

[ReefStache]

You might be a reefer if you have bone cutters.

 

[flashsmith]

If you find yourself doing this all the time...

 

[Reefer_kano]

You might be a reefer if you refuse to spend money on a $20.00 shirt but dont hesite one second on spending $200.00 on coral/equipment for you tank smh lol

 

[Mackey]

You might be a reefer if you refuse to spend money on a $20.00 shirt but dont hesite one second on spending $200.00 on coral/equipment for you tank smh lol

That is sooo true! "20 dollars for a shirt! that's outrageous! I could get a clownfish for that!

 

[Reefer_kano]

That is sooo true! "20 dollars for a shirt! that's outrageous! I could get a clownfish for that!

Exactly! Lol

 

[OfficeReefer]

... you're fan of Jimmy Buffet.

 

[Paleozoic_reefer]

…you tell people your hobby is mixing electricity with saltwater.

 

[BroccoliFarmer]

You believe 300 bucks for a inch ‘plant’ is a deal.

 

[BroccoliFarmer]

You might be a reefer if you answers questions on what makes you a reefer?

 

[BirdFish5000]

“You might be a reefer if ____” your name is Snoop Dogg.

 

[kpoj9]

… if your wife has ever said “come move the buckets, so I can take a bath”.

 

[ReefStache]

You might be a reefer if you say “Don’t write the price on the bag”

By the way… pick up this shirt here:

https://reefstache.creator-spring.com/listing/get-fish-store-shopping-shirt?product=211

 

[ReefStache]

You might be a reefer if you would wear this shirt lol

https://reefstache.creator-spring.com/listing/reefer-reefstache?product=46

 

[Fish Think Pink]

“You might be a reefer if ____” your name is Snoop Dogg.

I am ashamed to admit how long it took me to make the connection between "reefer" and "reefer" ... I was proudly going around saying I was a "reefer" but now I'm more aware of to WHOM I say that term... just living the aquarium life (to paraphrase Corona commercial)

 

[jepuskar]

if your tank is stocked, but your kids wear clothes 2 sizes too small.