Rock Slide Over Night via Associated Plankton
Coming to you live from the scene of a horrifying tragedy that took place sometime in the early morning hours while the rest of humanity was sleeping. At some time this morning due to what is suspected at this time the carelessness and disregard of a Mexican turbo snail's actions an approximately 35 lb boulder located high on a mountain range became dislodged from its anchor points and tumbled down to the sand below.
The current death toll stands and one electric blue hermit crab.
Injured include two families of green trumpet corals, which appear to be doing well, they have been relocated by the Aquatic Blue Cross, One Family of 5 and a second of 3. And one overweight individual only identified as Princess Toadstool. There is no solid information as to the condition as this individual has at this time refused to open up about the incident but appears relatively unharmed.
No Frags were Harmed during this incident.
The Tang Police have identified the suspect as a Mexican Turbo snail answering slowly to the name of "Pepitoz" and is considered to be slow and dangerous.
We will keep you Current when more information becomes available.
Back to you in the RipTide Desk.
Coming to you live from the scene of a horrifying tragedy that took place sometime in the early morning hours while the rest of humanity was sleeping. At some time this morning due to what is suspected at this time the carelessness and disregard of a Mexican turbo snail's actions an approximately 35 lb boulder located high on a mountain range became dislodged from its anchor points and tumbled down to the sand below.
The current death toll stands and one electric blue hermit crab.
Injured include two families of green trumpet corals, which appear to be doing well, they have been relocated by the Aquatic Blue Cross, One Family of 5 and a second of 3. And one overweight individual only identified as Princess Toadstool. There is no solid information as to the condition as this individual has at this time refused to open up about the incident but appears relatively unharmed.
No Frags were Harmed during this incident.
The Tang Police have identified the suspect as a Mexican Turbo snail answering slowly to the name of "Pepitoz" and is considered to be slow and dangerous.
We will keep you Current when more information becomes available.
Back to you in the RipTide Desk.